California Gurls Parody (Hey You Gurls) - real-touch.us
Yep, another parody. Big thanks for my friends Kayla n’ Joe! 
“California Gurls” (c) Katy Perry If you don’t understand me: Hey there girls, you think he’s the one? Think again. Prince Charming You’ve heard about him but he’s not real Cute, wears cologne Don’t be deceived that’s how they get you Changes happen After a year and still counting (And then) Dresses won’t fit Cause you’ll have four kids and a small dog (oh no) You can search everywhere But the boys are all the same They like to play games Go out and buy some gloves Ones you slip on your hands You’ll be washing alotta dishes Hey you girls out there Are you excited? To fall in love And get a boyfriend Well things aren’t that perfect You’ll get it later Hey you girls out there Please don’t confuse sex With true love, that’s just not right Edward and Jacob They are not real Sex in his bed (heehee) Won’t happen if you have a TV (turned on) Flowers? Forget those You’ll be busy watching him get it on with toast You can look everywhere But the boys are all the same “Hey what’s that hot chick’s name?” I hope you like maid dresses You will need it when you sweep Say goodbye to beauty sleep Hey you girls out there Are you excited? To fall in love And gain a few pounds Independence Yes, it still exists Hey you girls out there He’s gonna be a jerk Lazy, sloppy, rude Why do we even try? Where are the boys who don’t just want to have fun?